[Verse 1]
We're stuck in the mud
And we can't get the car out
We're stuck in the mud
Twenty people pushing but
[Verse 2]
We can't get the tires to grip on the backroads road
In a hick town going down
Another fucked up EFS roadtrip
[Verse 3]
Now we're in a hotel
Watching country music TV
Now we're in a hotel
Twenty people sleeping on top of me
[Verse 4]
We're stuck in Chowchilla
Tow truck won't tow the car
We're stuck in Chowchilla
Thieves used a crowbar
[Verse 5]
To pry open the trunk
They took sluggo's shoes and all my junk
They stolе our money, stole our beer
And that's why we'rе still here
[Outro]
We're stuck in the mud
On Superbowl Sunday
We're stuck in the mud
And it's my birthday