Ho, ho, nope! Don’t you dare go say it
It might be that time of the year but I hate it
Your carols, your tinsel, your gifts and your trees
Makes me wanna go on a Christmas killing spree
I’ll stab you with some candy cane, choke you with a bauble
Thrust you on top a Xmas tree, strangle you with tinsel
If you got that Xmas spirit, better make sure I don’t hear it
Or I’ll cut off your ears, as you slowly get your throat slit
There’s nobody greener, meaner than the grinch
I’ll sprinkle cinnamon in your eye, and watch you shake and flinch
Tie you up and water board you with some egg nog
Then I’ll stuff you like a Turkey, and glaze you like a hog
Roast you in the oven for about 3/4 hours
You smell like a Christmas dish I might finally devour
I guess Christmas isn’t all bad, this is fun
Jolly destruction and murdering, tis the season
They used to deck the halls
Till I filled those halls with blood
If I see a Santa out
I leave him buried in the mud
I’m a mean one
Oh wa
Oh wa
Oh wa
I’m a mean one
Oh wa
Oh wa
Oh wa
I’m a mean one!
I hate Christmas!
Made me villainous!
And undone!
I’m a mean one!
If you see!
This meanie!
You best run!
I’m a mean one! Cindy loo, bet I’m coming for you
You put decorations up, that’s not cool
Remember when you were little and I killed your mother
You called me a monster, that stuck with me forever
Well now you’re back, so I better kill your dad
Did you think I wasn’t real?! Did you think that you were mad?!
I know the newville sheriff would love you to think that way
Cus him and the mayor have always known about me
You should have stayed away Cindy, stayed out of sight
But now you got a grudge and it seems you wanna fight
You got that candy cane camo on all your pretty gats
From the cod store? Or what sort of challenge was that?
Your house covered in lights so many presents everywhere
You know I’m fast as f boy, I’m already there
I’m like Santa, he must travel at the speed of light
But unlike Santa, it’s more than a bump in the night
They used to deck the halls
Till I filled those halls with blood
If I see a Santa out
I leave him buried in the mud
I’m a mean one
Oh wa
Oh wa
Oh wa
I’m a mean one
Oh wa
Oh wa
Oh wa
I’m a mean one!
I hate Christmas!
Made me villainous!
And undone!
I’m a mean one!
If you see!
This meanie!
You best run!
I’m a mean one!