Behold!
A note from the governor!
It reads as follows:
"Please excuse my lapse in sanity."
All the beasts in unison decree:
"We shall become so appetizing
We exist only to be consumed!
We're slathered in sauce
And flavor enhanced!"
The technology
Has become so advanced
(choppy choppy moo moo cluck cluck stab cut)
Why did the chicken
Cross the road?
Doesn't matter now
Guts are exposed
How did the cow
Live without a head?
Nobody fucking cares
Long as she's dead
What about the horse
Gifted as he is?
Carcass with no blood
Fucker it's the 'biz
Tell me billy goat
What fate has come for you?
Sold to the market
Ended up a stew
E-I-E OH NO
Farmer Brown will sow his harvest
But what he'll reap is pain
You will now be led to slaughter
For going against the "grain"
This will be an endless cycle
This disease will kill us all
And when the axe swings over your head
Don't you dare forget
Who's in control
Save
Yourself
(moo)
Shearing off your wool
Precious little sheep
Served with a sprig of mint
And now you fuckin' sleep
Grazing in the field
Without a fucking care
You docile mother fuckers
Are so fucking unaware
Somebody get the tractor
Everybody move
Your end is drawing near
And you got something to prove
Move
Move
Get the fuck out of the way
The bloodshed of the farm
Will be on your hands today
Back on the farm
Back on the fucking farm