Video Nerd Rappers de Absent Minded 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Absent Minded - Nerd Rappers Lyrics

[Verse 1: Spoken Nerd:]

I got a pocket protector, I'm the hall pass inspector
I got multi-colored ties sitting in my dresser
I'm a dungeon master, a rocket sound-blaster
Got a high-powered modem so my PC will run faster
Nerd, it's a 4-letter wors, with spoken adjectives
Cause I'm the kinda cat that likes Weezer
Dungeons and Dragons. 15th level wizard in my fantasy
You ain't never heard nothing like this in your capacity

(Absent Minded is the best rapper I have ever heard.)

[Verse 2: Absent Minded:]

I'm a hardcore Star Wars nerd with a cardboard
Standup Yoda from the comic book and card store
I drive a Metro and I'm the teacher's pet
Plus I'm a chess pro, who plays the clarinet
I jump on stage with Spock ears and a phaser blaster
And Dose-One, that's my favorite rapper!
I jump into cyphers start rapping like a robot
I think Warcraft is a sport and Wyld Style is a font

(Girls only want boyfriends who have good skills. DJ skills, B-boy skills, rapping skills. Gosh! Where did the beat go?)
I got big words I only ise when the mic's on
And a pet snake named Monty the Python
Mom caught me sneaking out at night playing Counterstrike
Tripped on my iguana after I turned out the light
See my action figures? Hands off my Gandalf
Had a dream me and Darth Vader had a stand-off
Sent 20 credits to the Jedi Academy with my application
And a picture of me (haha.) No more wedgies
Or making fun of my glasses
When I'm riding my pegasus to the AP classes
Okay, I gotta go. I have a Quidditch tournament