Video Don Quixote Vs The Joker de Accordionchick 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Accordionchick - Don Quixote Vs The Joker Lyrics

Quixote:
Hola, perra! ¿Cuál es incorrecto con usted?
Green hair, white skin, and messed up in the head?
I'm the man of La Mancha, from the spot, or the place
You're just a dumbass who's mind's been displaced!
It's a battle of wits between two super sane pieces
Only one will win, me, since your luck just decreases
You can't win against a warrior, chivalrous
If I was the lion, you'd def be the mouse

Joker:
Very bad choice of words! Think of this as a game
Which would tell you that windmills and giants aren't the same!
Wanna know how I got these scars? Do you? Well, My father..
Was a stupid idiot like you and ended up killing my mother!
In this game, Joker's won, checkmate, hook, link, and sinker
Welcome to the place where you're the worst f***ing thinker!
Unlike you I fought like a man, So batter up, Dork Knight
Here comes the ball, striking you from both left and right

Quixote:
I'm beatin' up buildings while you're fighting a bat
I'd suggest you'd go back into your hole, you rat!
You need the Quixote Fix, you fraudulent jester
Go jump in your white van, like a child molester
Can't you just be nice to Batgirls and Batboys
For my beard overpowers your wonderful toys
Your lines are a joke, funnier than thou face
You peasant! Thou want to tussle? This verse was just a taste
Joker:
Why art thou so solemn?
I can't believe how insane you've become
I won't take shit from a lunatic caballero
I put the laugh in slaughter, I REAP what I sow
Knight errant? Knight error, and one unfulfilled
Your skill equals the number of enemies you killed
You're not a real fighter, just a windmill
Now grab your little pony and make magic up that hill