Smart:
You're the second biggest dumbass that I've ever seen!
Let me kick your agent ass with rhymes just obscene
Sure, you're a man of mystery. Really, what's wrong with you?
Get a real suit dude, not that stupid red and blue!
All your life you've been alone, without a friend to even care
I wouldn't blame anyone though. Even your daddy wasn't there!
You're an ugly British man without class or a mind!
You've got a few balls less than Agent 99!
Powers:
Yeah, baby, yeah! This ought to be pretty groovy!
I've got skills like a jaguar, so try to pursue me
My mojo turns yolo into nono so you're done
You thought you were so witty, you missed that by much
Get Short Maxwell, we'll call you mini-me!
Three sequels shagged at the box office, you can't compete
We should keep peace like the 60's, that's my main motif
You’re a failure Mr. Smart, like your Chief
Smart:
Sorry about that, Chief, now let me finish off this freak
I'll make a call on my shoe phone and kick you into next week
Shut up! You're pissing off with your defiance
I can't stand your voice! Enter the Cone of Silence!
You're under my CONTROL as I bring into play the KAOS
Austin's a Secret Agent who's nothing but a Bond ripoff!
Why don't you go back into your ice cube you stupid shit?
My friend, I'm whipping your ass... And loving it
Powers:
Well, I like to live dangerously and so I'll spit another verse
From the looks of your raps it's like you've never rehearsed
People wanna see me, not your version of shit
I've read better reviews of my long ass piss
My comedic personality is sure to be remembered
You're no Dr. Evil baby, so suck my Goldmember
Well whoop-dee-doo Basil! I'll rip this man apart!
If you ever want to win, you're going to have to Get Smart