[Verse 1]
Frolicking through pastures, picking daises
With a basket on my shoulder, swinging free
Watching clouds go by, lost in a daydream
I tripped over a branch and broke both of my knees
[Chorus 1]
Stuck in the middle of nowhere
Screaming as loud as I could
Just when I thought it couldn't get worse
A bear came out of the woods
[Verse 2]
To my surprise he took hold of my kneecaps
And slipped them back into their socket holes
With a furrowed brow he asked me, "Is that better?"
And when I said yes, the bear swallowed me whole
[Chorus 2]
So here I write this lеtter
If anybody hears this tune
Thеre's twenty-five people inside this bear
Please send somebody soon
We're hungry and cold