[Verse 1: Aepuns, Aepuns, and Aepuns & Aepuns]
Recently I acquired a twin
So now it's just me and them
When we sleep, we're in the same bed
But it's not weird, we're the same organism
Recently I acquired a clone
So now I am never alone
Is it weird to share the same phone?
Well, no I suppose
(What? Well, no, it's jus- Okay, whatever, let's just move on.)
[Chorus: Aepuns, Aepuns, and Aepuns & Aepuns]
They're my exact replica
I don't need friends, excеpt for ya
Even if I hate you irreparably
I can't gеt rid of you, it's endless bro
This relationship isn't sexual
I don't like you enough to lay next to you
Everybody thinks we're inseparable
But I would leave you the first chance i got
[Verse 2: Aepuns, Aepuns, and Aepuns & Aepuns]
Recently I acquired a spare
All the same attributes, down to our hair
Wherever I go, he’s always there
Wherever I go, he’s always there
Recently I acquired a copy
So we share the same hobbies
Hey, we should start a Fortnite lobby
Actually, I don't like Fortnite, sorry
What? I thought you did. Nope
[Chorus: Aepuns, Aepuns, and Aepuns & Aepuns]
They're my exact replica
I don't need friends, except for ya
Even if I hate you irreparably
I can't get rid of you, it's endless bro
This relationship isn't sexual
I don't like you enough to lay next to you
Everybody thinks we're inseparable
But I'm gonna leave you the first chance I get
[Verse 3: Aepuns, Aepuns, and Aepuns & Aepuns]
Recently I got rid of a twin
So now it's just me and not him
I could commit crimes and frame them
And then I could move to Michigan
Recently I got rid of a clone
Now I'm standing here all alone
But it’s for the best, i should have known
He could mess up my life at home
[Chorus: Aepuns, Aepuns, and Aepuns & Aepuns]
They're my exact replica
I need more friends, my clone's messed me up
Man I hate them irreparably
I can get rid of you, and I'm thankful
This relationship wasn't sexual
I don't know if i can stress enough
Everybody thinks we're inseparable but I left you the first chance I got
[Verse 4: Aepuns, Aepuns, and Aepuns & Aepuns]
Recently I got rid of a spare
I'm pretty sure he's plotting to shoot me dead
I need to get away, get out of here
I need to get away, get out of here
Recently I got rid of a copy
But now they're gone, i will be too, nobody can stop me
I should've known that I would hate him awfully
I remember when he put paint in my coffee
[Chorus: Aepuns, Aepuns, and Aepuns & Aepuns]
They're my exact replica
I need more friends, my clone's messed me up
Man I hate them irreparably
I can get rid of you, and I'm thankful
This relationship wasn't sexual
If it theoretically was I should get tested though
Everybody thinks we're inseparable but I would kill you the first chance I got