spring-clad
no leather
only wrapped in flowery petals
are those real pearls on your neck?
i know they aren’t but i like making you mad
you get all grumpy—cutely
I’m like my granddad
we like to make jokes about everything
i especially like making people mad
just seeing someone’s head steaming
makes me laugh
because nothing is that serious to me—ever
don’t you think so, my god?
the dew on our Little Mеrmaid cups
Russians actually being real peoplе
blood-sucking flies having sex by my window
Regina Spektor being a Zionist
Adam and Eve probably not having belly buttons
Instagram influencers
gym freaks.
gender
Björk
us
our lives.
everything about it is pure comedy to me
because life isn’t more than just a bowl of cherries
when you learn to not care