Everyone good evening
And thank you for coming
My name is Alan A
I have a lot to say
I’m not your typical act
A bit sexy for a fact
Don’t have anything to prove
Don’t care if you don’t approve
So yes, I’m a bit girly
Bothered? Well c’est la vie
So what if I’m gay?
I’m well happy this way
You can call me a poof
I will even show you proof
So what if I’m a homo?
Any more you want to know?
You can’t judge my dear
So what if I’m a queer?
So what about my walk?
Or just the way I talk?
I know I’m no mistake
And at least I’m not fake
People do look at me
People don’t let me be
They say I’m like a girl
They don’t like that in their world
So yes, I’m a bit batty
Bothered? Well c’est la vie
So what if I’m gay?
I’m well happy this way
You can call me a poof
I will even show you proof
So what if I’m a homo?
Any more you want to know?
You can’t judge my dear
So what if I’m a queer?
So what if I’m a batty?
So what if I’m nancy?
So what if I’m a pansy?
Just fucking let me be!
So what if I’m gay?
I’m well happy this way
You can’t judge me my dear
So what if I’m queer?