It's almost Christmas and I don't wanna hear another shitty x-mas song
It's almost Christmas, I just want one thing
I don't need presents I don't want no diamond ring
If this wish came true, would it be so wrong?
I don't wanna hear another shitty x-mas song!
It's almost Christmas, I've had my fill
Of wine, cakes, and parties
I've used up my good will!
Sick of these carolers, get off my lawn!
I don't wanna hear another shitty X-Mas song!
Don't wanna deck the halls!
Don't wanna jingle no bells!
Who gives someone a bird in a tree?
Unpopular opinion...
Eggnog smells!
You may say that I'm a grinch
Wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole!
But when I hang the mistletoe by the fire
Gingerbread and cider
Oh no, I just rеalized
I've been writing a Christmas song, all along!
It's almost Christmas, I can't get away
Thеse cheerful melodies they permeate my brain
It's kind of ironic, in the end I was wrong
I just wrote another shitty x-mas
This is just another shitty x-mas song!