Nate: -my dog-
Tyler: *SNORK*
The Bollman Bus Man: The armrests; they go up and down
To put them up; lift them up all the way
Tyler: *SNORK*
The Bollman Bus Man: -m down they'll stop halfway
If you wan't 'em back down; lift up all the way again, and then they go down all the way
Nate: Quandale Dingle here...
The Bollman Bus Ban: Cool?
Neil: I'm... so smart
Tyler: Neil!
Neil: Hello!
Tyler: Hello!
Neil: Listen to-
Tyler: PLOON! LISTEN TO PLOON!!
Neil: hahahaha... truck...
Tyler: *Humming* Did you know that if you're humming you have less of a chance to vomit if you feel like you need to vomit
Use that next time you need to vomit
Owen: *Humming*
Nate: Quandale Dingle here. Belulul. My friend-
-nd it went kaplooie.
Tyler: Help, I don't know where I am!
Nate: She-
Tyler: AHHHHH!!
Nate: -bomb inside of a house and it exploded
Tyler: *Coughing*
Owen: *Coughing*
Tyler: *SNORK*... *SNORK*...
Tyler: UHURU
Tyler: What if I peed on you? What would you do? *SNORK*
Tyler: *SNORK*... *SNORK*...
Nate: I keep that thang on me
Neil: Lylah in the bremuda triangle right now...
Nate: Yeah
Neil: I love the cardboard cutout of her... it's amazing
Tyler (inaudibly): This is a dehumidifier recording
I'm recording the dehumidifier
Annie: Yeah... I don't have...
Tyler: DECLINE...
Annie: I don't have his class next year
Tyler: *clears throat*
Nate: Greetings, Hillybilly Dingle here
-licking up my sisters cooter by my stepdad
And he beat me so hard I couldn't sit on my bare ass for a week
Tyler: I am on welfare-
Owen: Oh, I'm sorry... I just... I just don't understand, y'know... MENO- MENO SKIMMY, MENO SKIMMY MMAMNA!
Owen: Uhhhh... uh well uh... y'know... well, y'know...
Alastair: Tyler!
Tyler: A little bit of me is inside each and every one of you!
Alastair: Part of my braces just broke and it got stuck in my gum
Tyler: Pull it out
Alastair: What?
Tyler: Pull it out!
Alastair: I did! It was like... a little piece of plastic... haha!
Nate: Just luh my dog, BUH-BUH, I just luh my dog!
Alastair: I bought; two t-shirts, uh-
Nate: And massive dildos!
Alastair: -uh- uh- uh- a Jo Jo Siwa-
-unglasses, and, I- the- the- the t-shirts; one of them is for Angel, and the other two...
Tyler: Aw
Alastair: UhHehha-HAA HAA HAA Heh... the- the other two- Oh! She's here? Oh...- the other two... uhm, one of them- the one I got for Angel just says, "Hershey 2022", and the other two just say, "Hershey 2022" and then it has all of them standing there
Tyler: *SNORK*
Nate: I just luh my dog!
Tyler: What's your game plan
What's your game plan?
Nate: Uhh, suck major dick and eat hard candy
Tyler: DAAMN
Tyler: It counts