Online and intrigued
Veggiedate.org sounds interesting
What kind of gal might I find in here?
Not really looking but not not looking
If you know what I mean?
I needed only count to 10
Before I’d fully understand
That even vegetarian men
Can be as gross and creepy as the rest
All middle-aged pony tails
And goatees
Think Tim Robbins in High Fidelity
It was good for a laugh
I hope I don’t turn out like that
I logged off and let a couple days pass
And the I get some messages
I’ve been added to some “Hot List”s
I can only assume I was one of a few
Non-granola weirdos in the online profile queue
Never a seeker, never been sought
Truth be told the attention was turning me off
But then there she was – a cynic yet a dove
With purr and with bite she could only rise above