[DOUG, spoken]
Woah!
Monk and Helvetica just destroyed Gutenberg's printing press
Think about that for a second
[BUD, spoken]
History does not always happen the way we think
[DOUG, spoken]
No, history is not like they always say in the so-called "history books"
Also this might not have happened
[BUD, spoken]
But it could have!
[DOUG, spoken]
Yes, see, we realized that once Gutenberg invented the printing press
There was no more story
[BUD, spoken]
So we destroyed it
[DOUG, spoken]
Now anything can happen!
[BUD, spoken]
And what's about to happen is the big act one finale
Now, as many of you already know
Every hit Broadway musical must end its first act with a soaring anthem
That tween girls will eventually struggle to sing in the shower
[DOUG, spoken]
That's why we're about to send you rockin' to the restroom!