I'll sing you a little folk song of history
Dinosaurs once devoured fresh kills
Today man looks for yuppie meat
Men are mother-fuckers when they don't get unloaded
Cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cumasaurus
The Romans were once cum-monsters
They'd win battles just to rape the losers bitches
Part man, part monster
Take care of your ass when they're cumming! Cumasaurus!
Cumasaurus, cumasaurus, cumasaurus
You all know that history repeats itself! [x 4]