[Verse 1]What manner of creatureStands behind this counterMan or machineIs the big mysteryWith every transactionComes a sweet satisfactionAs I cementMy place in history[Pre-Chorus]It's just another sale(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)To this comic selling alpha male[Chorus]I could sell comics to a blind manA wednesday warrior through and throughAnd you'll buy every single thing I tell you toCause I sell comics baby(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)Cause I sell comics baby(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)Oh Yeah![Verse 2]My fingers dance overThe cash registerDon't look so surprisedI'll leave your mouth agapeAnd it's not becauseI make King KongLook like just another ape[Pre-Chorus]It's just another sale(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)To this comic selling alpha male[Chorus]I could sell comics to a blind manA wednesday warrior through and throughAnd you'll buy every single thing I tell you toCause I sell comics baby(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)Cause I sell comics baby(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)[Guitar Solo][Interlude]In World War II the allies kicked nazi assAnd Hitler sobbed nein, nein, neinJust like my competition when they hang that going out of business sign[Chorus]I could sell comics to a blind manA wednesday warrior through and throughAnd you'll buy every single thing I tell you toCause I sell comics baby(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)Cause I sell comics baby(Come on and buy em all, you just can't get enough)