All The Myths Are True Song Lyrics
All The Myths Are True by Jedward Our ancient nightmares, the ghostly legends,
And fiendish tales, all the myths are true.
Scientists have unearthed enormous skeletons
They think we've disproved that all the myths are true.
"Year after year, science finds explanations, scientific reasons behind all
The legends. They think this proves history was not as myth has
Shown it, but in fact it proves that all the myths were true."
The ruined remains of an ancient city
Deep underwater, all the myths are true
Scientists have unearthed enormous skeletons
They think we've disproved that all the myths are true.
"... a giant crater is all that remains of what was once the largest
City..."
"... currently all the graves stand empty. Government officials estimate
Damage to the neighborhood at well over $200, 000..."
"... the death toll is rising, scientists are scrambling to find some way to
Stop the massive..."
"... dozens witnessed the attack, no one saw the attacker..."
"... a fishing schooner off the shore of Iceland, wrapping it's tentacles
Around the hull and pulling it under..."
"... found this man to be well over 200 years old. In his cellar was found
Dozens of jars of frozen blood, human blood..."
"... whereabouts are currently unknown. Police warn citizens to stay away
From the forest..."
Deep in the forest, half-crazed witch doctors
With their herbal magics. All of it is true.
They've found traces of neurotoxins in
The zombie's bloodstream. All the myths are true.
Ancient nightmares, archaic legends,
Enigmatic dreams. All of it is true.
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