Video I Kill People de Jon Lajoie 2024 Lyrics Lyrics

Jon Lajoie - I Kill People Lyrics

Did you miss me?
Oh yeah! What? What?
MC Vagina's right back in this bitch!
2009 is the year that I recorded this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the vaginal crease
Players haters beware 'cause...

Guns don't kill people
um um
I kill people
(chik chik)
With guns.
POW

Hey punkass gangsters
What are you looking at?
You think you can front with me
You better watch your back
Because I have a lot of guns
And I can shot them good
I'm a menace from the society
A boy from the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Williams in the movie
"Invincible"
I'm invisible like...
Well, I'm not really invisible.

I'm bad like the movie attack of the clones
I'm dangerous like fire in a nursing home

Old people burning
Old people burning
Put your hands up!
Old people burning
Old people burning
That's kind of messed up!

What? What? You got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because I'm top of guns
I know karate and ninja stuff
Look, you come at me - I trip you then I'll suck your nuts
I... I mean I'll punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay and
I'm totally not gay...
I'm all about vagina

What?
Guns don't kill people
um um
I kill people
(chik chik)
with guns
POW

If a guy messes with me I shot him with my load all over his chest and face and down his throat!

'Cause I don't give a fuck
'Cause I'm crazy like Mel Gibson
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist...

Listen
I buy a lot of expensive things because I got a lot of money
You cant afford expensive things because you don't
have a lot of money
Ha ha! You want those expensive things but you cannot afford them
That means that you're not cool cause you just a poor person!

Stupid poor people
Stupid poor people
I have more money than you!
Stupid poor people
Stupid poor people
You can't even afford food!

When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms because my penis is so big
25 inches long and 20 inches thick
I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock
The Albert Eistein of dick
I'm the Beatles of cumshots
the Mozart of huge balls
N. Frank of erections
Uh... That's inapropriate.

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
Like a extra large condom in my penis, thats right!
My lyrics are like the movie
The Shawshank Redemption...They're really good!

Guns don't kill people
Um um
I kill people
(chik chik)
With guns
POW

Guns don't kill people
Um um
I kill people
(chik chik)
With guns
POW

I killed so many people that even I can't remember how many people I've killed.
But it's probably around seven... thousand!
2005 + 4 penis represent the north side
"C" to the "ANADA" bitch!

Oh yeah! Women are actually good for four things:
Cooking,
Cleaning,
Vaginas...
And their sisters vagina's!