Rodeo Song Lyrics
Rodeo by Jon Peter Lewis Every day I get a little smarter
Watching the reruns of "Welcome Back Kotter"
Vinnie Barbarino and Laverne and Shirley
I've learned a lot from Larry, Moe, and Curly
Yeah, TV's great, but I'm your superhero
Like John Wayne and Bobby DeNiro
My 10-gallon hat fills up to 11
Well, I'm the action figure that you want to take home
And the cowgirls sing along
Ro-rodeo, Ro-rodeo, Ro-rodeo
Love is one big rodeo
Downtown it gets pretty dirty
My white shirt turns grey by 10:30
A country boy looking for a showdown
In a hip-hop, shoot-cop, hootenanny-hoedown
When the stakes are high the boys step aside
Now it's time to let the big dog ride
Mr. Greenspan smiles and the bulls run wild
And the cowboys sing along
Ro-rodeo, Ro-rodeo, Ro-rodeo
Love is one big rodeo
Every day I feel a little randy
Watching the re-runs of Three's Company
Krissie and Janet and Mr. Roper
You never know, Jack Tripper just might get laid
And the cowgirls sing along
Ro-rodeo, Ro-rodeo, Ro-rodeo
Love is one big rodeo
*Ends with a round of "Rodeo" to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"*