[Verse 1: W2S]
Try and roast me? That's cute
You lost your virginity to a prostitute!
Was she crusty, bro? Did her vagina smell?
You bitch, I bet you paid to eat her out as well
Calling me "little boy", what the fuck's up with that?
Bro, we're both the same height, you're just more fat
And you're roasting Ethan for being the fat one in the group
You have a personal trainer, yet your titties still droop
And my diss track got more views than "Creature"
And I didn't even need a RiceGum feature
Plus, on "Earthquake", he had a better verse than you
Your rap career's finished (And you know it's true!)
You're just a meme, you're a joke artist
You've had chlamydia more times than you've charted
And you and your brother have fucked the same chick
I bet you've got his sloppy seconds all over your dick! (Ugh!)
I'm the one who's posh? You must be mistaken
Your parents paid for you to go through private education
How you making gun fingers with a straight face?
You had to wear a suit to school, you fucking disgrace
And you're saying I do drugs, you hypocrite
Did you forget about Ibiza when you snorted all that shit?
I'm talking bump after bump after bump after bump
Motherfucker, you had a blocked nose for a month!
Does your girlfriend know that you cheated on your ex
Or does she have no idea that she might be next?
[Interlude: W2S & KSI]
Speaking of, uh, of JJ's ex
This is an unreleased tune that he wrote about her
It's that stupid boy you love and hate
Always had our issues but then after we would fornicate
Looking back when all your friends would hate me, but I didn't care
No one understands
[Verse 2: W2S]
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I'm loving my life, banging JJ's mum
(Banging JJ's mum)
(Banging JJ's mum)
Did you know JJ wanks onto his mattress?
Doesn't clean it, sleeps on it – bro, that's stress
And wanna know something else completely grim?
Seana once gave him a handjob and he came on his own chin
Has anyone bought his EP? Who did? (No one)
Your music is shit, you're so deluded
Your own label doesn't rate you, and that's the truth
They're all creasing when you step inside the booth
You're a laughingstock, bro, not even being funny (Nope)
They only gas you up because you're making them money
Deleting your old videos, are you dumb?
Stop being so ashamed of where you came from
The old KSI was what made us all fans
This evolved KSI is a fucking wasteman