Bugs: Eeh! You scared me to death
Daffy: That's precisely what I wanted to talk to you about. Choking on that pizza has really made me think about things, specifically the arrangements in the the event of my... passing
Bugs: What?
Lay me to rest inside a Corvette
With a trunk full of yogurt for the afterlife
Pull the Corvette with a team of Clydesdales
Make sure that Tina is there by my side
Bugs: What if she's not dead?
Daffy: Just make it work
For my eulogy get Neil Diamond to sing
And use lots of quotes from "Lord of the Rings"
In lieu of flowers buy some raw meat
Then pay some pirates to dance in the street
Bugs: What?
And the party will rage for 900 days
With bonfires and swearing and random gun play
And plaster the town with photos of me
This is my decree. It's my legacy
Cryogenically freeze my brain
So the scientists can tinker
Think of the knowledge that they'd retain
From one of the world's great thinkers
It's a trifecta can't you see
It's me, da Vinci, and Socrates
Bugs: Are we still talking about your memorial?
Daffy: Yup
All the kids must attend
Daffy Duck High
And train as brick masons
And twirlers and spies
Though some should be ninjas
That do awesome stunts
They'd all wear black robes
With my face on the front
The 50 yard line at the Rose Bowl works great
For my huge marble statue with a big gold name plate
Or under the Sphinx or a pyramid
But right at the top just open the lid
And the party will rage for 900 days
With bonfires and swearing and random gun play
And plaster the town with photos of me
This is my decree! It's my legacy
This is my decree! It's my legacy
Daffy: So, what do you say?
Bugs: Why wait? (About to choke him)
Daffy: What are you doing? Not now. The future. Way off in the future