she's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage, and she won't eat eggs, not eatin' chicken not eatin' turkey, she won't have a steak, but i just can't help feelin' sorry for this poor little lettuce head you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i know this broccoli's dead vegetarian, i'm not a vegetarian, vegetarian...she's a poor little cow, little sheep, little fish how can I sleep? when carrots are bleedin' plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry, you say "it's not so bad, they're only vegetables", that's what you said maybe i'm a murderer, but i'm hungry and they're better off dead. save a plant, eat a cow, i want beef, i want it now! i'm gonna eat it cause it's red! i'm gonna eat it cause it's dead! maybe i should eat it raw let the blood run down my jaw i'd eat people if it was legal, i'd eat people if it was legal!