Everybody knows shes’s a beauty,
Everybody knows you’re a stud
She’s got the lips of a goddess,
You’ve got the perfect butt
Well I’m not even gay but you looked so great,
In Thelma and Louise
And even if you take a lot of blame
You chose a woman with a pretty name
Oh Brad! You coulda met a girl named Tina
But Bina doesn’t sound as nice as Brangelina
Goodwill Ambassador actress
Goodwill Ambassador stud
You got the nation’s attention
Without spillin’ yer blood
I like to see you fans by the magazine stands
Investing in your fame
They see your names combined in the grocery line
Next to a picture of your Valentine
Chorus
Solo
Bridge
The coffee shops of America
The gossip rags at the store
Maury Povich and Connie Chung
Gotta tell us more!
Last two choruses