I only get my haircut once a year
And they call me country
If I done a day's work it ain't been around here
And they call me country
I just sit around with my old guitar
I know someday I'm gonna be a star
And they call me country
Yeah they call me country
And all I can play is
Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
I got me a job in a little old band
And they call me country
They must have been hard up for a guitar man
And they call me country
People come to hear me from near and far
I smile a lot and play a little guitar
They call me country
Yeah they call me country
And I can play is
Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
I went on TV on the Sullivan show
And they call me country
People love me so much they wouldn't let me go
And they call me country
I made one movie and this is true
I won two Emmy's and an Oscar too
And they call me country
Yeah they call me country
And all I can play is
Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
I married a girl from my old home town
And they call me country
Got three of the cutest little kids around
And they call me country
I made a lot of money, had a lot of fame
Never did find out my real name
So they call me country
Yeah they call me country
And all I can play is
Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
And sometimes before a mighty encore I'll play
Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
Do you believe I only had one lesson
Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
You listen' Dwayne?
Down down down down
Down down down down