[Verse 1]
Uncle Gilbert makes the ladies [?]
Yeah, Uncle Gilbert down in the black lagoon
He's got a temper
But if you play it cool
He'll have you over
This freaky-tiki room
If you go into his house
Man you better watch your mouth
'Cause Uncle Gilbert will rip your tonsils out
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[Verse 2]
The door is open
For every boil and ghoul
Don't take no pictures
No kissing in the pool
Don't mention SeaWorld
'Cause that shit ain't cool
Don't say the c-word, cause it's pretty rude
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[Chorus]
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[Verse 3]
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