I was sitting with a bloody head outside of X
At the Berkeley Square in my proud-boy dumbness
Half drunk, half sexed, half conscious
Lenny said, "Shouldn't you check it?"
I said, "Checking is for wimps"
So I flew into the hedge up and above
Looking at the blue skies below, flying like a dove
I was head over heels when I hit the manhole cover
Kathleen walked up, said, "You all right?"
No, I'm in pain, duh
Well, sleeveless shirts and Catholic school skirts
Small girls, big cars, it's the other way around
She said, "Just show me where it hurts"
Said, "You can pick me up and take me home
Just join me on the ground"
And we could have some kids
If we're lucky, they'll be gay
And we could be proud parents in the pride parade
I swear, I almost cry every year when they go by
If I'd only been a girl instead of a guy
Kathleen