My hair's still wet when I come over
'Cause I just got out of the shower
After waking up an hour ago
So while you're on the phone, why don't you stay on the line?
I pinky promise I'm not an asshole all the time
S-So maybe if you listen (One more time)
I can make a joke that you might like
So maybe if you listen, (One more time)
I can make a joke that you might like
My hair's still wet when I come over
'Cause I just got out of the shower
After waking up an hour ago
I'm such a mеss but you look over
All the shit that makes mе a loser
For my stupid sense of humor
So while you're on the phone, why don't you stay on the line?
I pinky promise I'm not an asshole all the time
So maybe if you listen (One more time)
I can make a joke that you might like
So maybe if you listen, (One more time)
I can make a joke that you m-
My hair's still wet when I come over
'Cause I just got out of the shower
After waking up an hour ago
I'm such a mess but you look over
All the shit that makes me a loser
For my stupid sense of humor