Video 13 X 7 Is 28 de Abbott And Costello 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Abbott And Costello - 13 X 7 Is 28 Lyrics

Louis Francis “Lou” Costello: Mr Chairman, twenty-eight vacuums a week, that’s a lot of vacuums to sell, and you only have seven salesmen.
William Alexander “Bud” Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: That means they gotta sell thirteen vacuums a piece.
Abbott: You’re right. Thirteen vacuum cleaners a piece.
Costello: Yes, sir.
Abbott: What are you talking about? 7 times 13 is not 28.
Costello: Yes it is.”
Abbott: 7 times 4 is 28.”
Costello: Mr Chairman, 7 times 13 is 28.
Abbott: 7 times 4 is 28.
Abbott: Did you ever go to school, stupid?
Costello: Yes sir, and I came out the same way.
Abbott: Come here a minute. You claim that 7 goes into 28, 13 times.
Costello: That’s right.
Abbott: Go ahead. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Costello: Alright.
Abbott: There’s the board. Well, go ahead.
Costello: Ok, Mr. Chairman, I’m going to prove it.
Abbott: Well, go ahead.
Costello: Now, you’ve got seven salesmen.
Abbott: That’s right.
Costello: Ok, now, there’s the 7.
Abbott: Where is it?
Costello: Right there!
Abbott: Alright.
Costello: Now, you’ve got twenty-eight factories a week you’ve got to sell.
Abbott: That’s right.
Costello: Then you divide. Now, there’s your 28 factories.
Abbott: Now –wait, you claim that 7 goes into 28 thirteen times?
Costello: That’s right.
Abbott Show me.
Costello Seven into two –seven won’t go into two-
Abbott: Certainly not!
Costello So I’ve got to take the two from there and put it down there. Right over here.
Abbott: Put it down there?
Costello: Yeah, I am going to use it after work! That’s a cute little two.
Abbott: Yeah, right.
Costello: Now, seven into eight–
Abbott: Once.
Costello: Once. Now, I’m going to carry the seven from here and put it under the eight. Seven from eight?
Abbott: One.
Costello: One. Now, a minute ago, I didn’t use that little two.
Abbott: What are you going to do?
Costello: I’m going to use that two now! And I take it from there and I got to put it right there.
Abbott: Aright.
Costello: Now, seven into twenty-one
Abbott: Three times.
Costello: That’s correct! Seven into twenty-eight is thirteen!
I am going to divide
7 ) 28 ( 13
-7
21

Abbott: Oh, no no no no no. Nothing of the kind. What kind of figures are these? Just a minute.
Costello: Check they came out right.
Abbott: We’ll multiply this. (Laughing) Okay, go ahead!
Costello: Multiply?
Abbott: Put down thirteen.

Multiply. Put down 13 and 7.
13
x7
21
+7
28

Costello: Okay. Thirteen.
Abbott: That’s right. That’s seven salesmen. Put that down.
Costello: Seven salesmen.
Abbott: Now, you claim that 7 times 13 amounts to what?
Costello: Twenty-eight.
Abbott: Ho ho, prove that.
Costello: Seven times three–
Abbott: Yeah, twenty-one.
Costello: Seven times one
Abbott: Seven.
Costello: Seven and one?
Abbott: Eight.
Costello: And a two!
Abbott: Wait–no! Wait a minute! How do you figure, boy?
Costello: I figure good!
Abbott: No, no you can’t do that.
Costello: That’s right.
Abbott: No, no, nothing of the kind! We will add them up this time.
Costello: Add them?
Abbott: Put down thirteen, uh, seven times. Okay.
Put down 13 seven times. We will add these up.”
13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13.
Costello: One. Two.
Abbott: Two.
Costello: Three.
Abbott: Three. Four.
Costello: Four.
Abbott: Five.
Costello: Five.
Abbott: Six.
Costello: Six.
Abbott: Seven.
Costello: Seven.
Abbott: Now, wait a minute. You claim that all of that added up amounts to what?
Costello: Twenty-eight.
Abbott: If it does, you’ve got a job.
Costello: Thank you! three–
Abbott: Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Abbott: 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18, 21- now 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28. 13 + 13 + 13 +13 +13 +13 +13 = 28.
Costello: 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28.
Abbott: What–You’re hired!