[Verse 1]
Family reunions are always nice
Cherry cheesecake and chicken surprise
In the three-legged race, I lost my shoe
That's when I found I was in love with you
I knew it was a thought that I should refuse
But I couldn't help but notice how you filled out so
Hadn't see you for years, where does the time go?
So mature for 17, so wonderfully clean
I've seen you grow into a righteous human being
[Chorus]
I'd like to let you know I've got a crush on you
But the look your mom's giving me shows she has a clue
Not to mention that I'm five yеars older than you
And your mother and my mother arе sisters to boot
Oh God
[Verse 2]
Camping for the weekend under bright blue skies
We played on tag on the beach in the middle of the night
Do you remember snipe hunts of years gone by?
Will this love of ours ever turn out right?
These are still thoughts that I should refuse
But I can't let go of emotions so strong
Though the ache in my bones tells me that it's wrong
The wind had blown the sand in your hair
For this was no ordinary love affair
[Chorus]
I'd like to let you know I've got a crush on you
But the look your mom's giving me shows she has a clue
Not to mention that I'm five years older than you
And your mother and my mother are sisters to boot
Oh God
[Refrain]
I have got a megacrush on you
The family jewel
Okay, I see this man and he's in love
It's all red and gooshy in there
And there's really no solid thing in there
So it's kind of sloshing around in there
Upside down and spinning in circles
I- I- I didn't mean to touch you there
I just- [?]
[Verse 3]
Family reunions are still so nice
With that cherry cheesecake and chicken surprise
10 years later and I still stare at your beautiful hair
And that great pair... of pairs?
These are still thoughts that I should refuse
But I can't help it when I get to the park
And your greeting hug ignites the spark
And my mind asks my heart if I should dare
And I wonder how to get my wife out of my hair
[Outro]
I'd like to let you know I've got a crush on you
But your mother and my mother are sisters in cahoots
I'm dying