[MAYOR]
As mayor of the Munchkin City
In the county of the land of Oz
I welcome you most regally
[JUDGE]
But we've got to verify it legally
To see
[MAYOR]
To see
[JUDGE]
If she
[MAYOR]
If she
[JUDGE]
Is morally, ethically
[MUNCHKIN 1]
Spiritually, physically
[MUNCHKIN 2]
Positively, absolutely
[MUNCHKIN MEN]
Undeniably and reliably dead!