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Abid - Troys Plan Lyrics

[Intro]
They pissing, they pissing, they pissing on me, yo

[Verse 1]
Rollin' on the ground, please don't finish off me
You know how Troy likes it, with snow bunnies
Don't send me a message, trying to join my party
I don't leave the house, so I take Vitamin D
I don't wanna die, so they have to revive me
Always landing at the same house at Snobby
Most of my fans are under the age of 13
I really wish they'd stop calling me Troydaddy

[Chorus 1]
Troy's plan, Troy's plan
Sometimes I build, sometimes I won't (aye)
Sometimes I win, sometimes I don't (don't)
I got finessed by the storm (finessed)
I'm far from a G.O.D. (far)
I once gave DonJ a spelling bee (caner)
I go hard at Snobby Shores (yeah)
If you kill me, your mom's a whore (slut)

[Post-Chorus]
And still
Bad things
There's a lot of bad things that happen
To happen, to me
I get sniped in the head trying to hide in a tree
Bad things, bad things
There's a lot of bad things that happen
To happen, to me
Like meeting Blaze
Or people in the comments calling me "Brace Face"
[Verse 2]
Blaze asks, "Do you love me?" I tell him "He's disgusting"
I only love Jimmy and Zesty's mommy, I'm sorry
Fifty dub that I spent on 2K
81, reminds me of Kobe
Bought me a scuf, it's a new day
And you know me
Blaze, you're gay
Turn the stairs in the wrong direction
When I won my first solo, I got an erection

[Chorus 2]
Troy's plan, Troy's plan
I can't win on my own (nope, no)
Someone needs to guard me close (carry me)
I guess I'm a noob, I suppose (scrub)
I'm far from a G.O.D. (far)
I gave Zesty a spelling bee (qote)
I go hard at Snobby Shores (uh)
If you kill me, your mom's a whore (thot)

[Post-Chorus]
And still
Bad things
There's a lot of bad things that happen
To happen, to me
Like landing in Tilted with no weaponry (damn it)
Bad things, bad things
There's a lot of bad things that happen
To happen, to me
Like my last song not getting monetized
And my mom not getting me circumcised