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I saw a big, dead possum in the street tonight
He was stinking up inside
He was a thrifty guy, pretty nifty guy
'Til the very end
Probably had lots of friends
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But now he's big, dead, possum in the street tonight
He was a pretty nice guy
His family cried a river when his daughter sent a shiver
When she said he might be lying
Maybe he's just faking
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He was a big, alive possum
Just chillin' in the road
He was a big, fat, lying possum
Gone to run off with his possum hoe
Crystal