[Intro: Yakey Tamarrack & Absorb The Tardigrades]
Absorb the tardigrades (neee)
Absorb the tardigrades (neee)
Absorb the tardigrades (neee)
Absorb the tardigrades (neee)
Uh uh uh uh uh (neee)
Absorb the tardigrades (neee)
[Chorus: Yakey Tamarrack & Absorb The Tardigrades]
My life is like a mosh pit
It's gettin' super nauseous (neee)
My life is like a mosh pit
It's gettin' super nauseous
My life is like a mosh pit
It's gettin' super nauseous (neee)
My life is like a mosh pit
My life is like a mosh pit
It's gettin' super nauseous (neee)
My life is like a mosh pit
It's gettin' super nauseous (neee)
My life is like a mosh pit
It's gettin' super nauseous
My lifе is like a mosh pit
It's gettin' super awеsome
[Verse 1: Yakey Tamarrack & Absorb The Tardigrades]
My life is like a mosh pit, and it's really awesome
My life is like a mosh pit, and I feel nauseous (neee)
My life is like a mosh pit, and I feel awesome (neee)
My life is like a mosh pit, I still am nauseous
[Bridge: Yakey Tamarrack]
Uh, what ya gonna say to me?
Because my life is like an atrocity
You cannot step up to me
Because I'm gonna rip out your throat and scream
[Verse 2: Yakey Tamarrack & Absorb The Tardigrades]
I have an esophagus bigger than the wall of the Chinaman
I got an esophagus that could withstand the mosh pit of life (neee)
My life is like the metaphor of an esophagus
I cannot throw it up, puke it out
My life is like a mosh pit and I want to live in it (neee)
My life is like a mosh pit, it's gettin' really nauseous
It's gettin' really nauseous (neee)
My life is like a mosh pit, but it's awesome (neee)
Not nauseous, I'm not gonna throw up (neee)
Not gonna puke it up, not gonna vomit (neee)
My life is like a mosh pit
My life is like a mosh pit (neee)
[Bridge: Yakey Tamarrack & Absorb The Tardigrades]
Absorb the tardigrades
Absorb the tardigrades (neee)
Absorb the tardigra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-des (neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
[Chorus: Yakey Tamarrack & Absorb The Tardigrades]
My life is like a mosh pit
It's gettin' really awesome
My life is like a mosh pit
It's not really nauseous (neee)
My life is like a mosh pit
It's just super awesome (neee)
My life is like a mosh pit
It's gettin' super awesome (neee)
Uh, I can withstand the force of time
Uh, I can withstand the force of life
Uh, I can withstand the trials
I'm a mosh pit of life
[Outro: Yakey Tamarrack & Absorb The Tardigrades]
You cannot step up to me
Because my life is like an atrocity
It's a mosh pit
My life's a mosh pit
Absorb the tardigrades