Verse 1:
I was watching TV
When the sun was setting
A trick Sshooting
With Kenne Duncan
Was it Glen or Glenda
The crossroad Avenger
Doing the adventures
Of the Tucson Kid
I strap on my boots
Outside another Jail Bait's waiting
A Bride of the Monster she has been
And you'll face the Final Curtain
The night the Banshee cried
Chorus:
Do it like Ed would
Ed wood, would do it good
Verse 2:
When you followed plan 9
From outer space
The night of the Ghouls did arise
The sinister urge
For an orgy of the dead
Excited me deep
Take It out In trade
And risk the only house
It feels like a kind of Necromania
Thats's why i woke up early
The day i died
Chorus: