[Verse 1]
Mr. Tender, could you help me out?
I need a glass and your ear
See, there's a woman I can't stand
But life without her, I fear
Six months since she came in my life
Three weeks since I made her my wife
One day, since I walked out that door
She's not gonna hurt me anymore
[Chorus]
So, pour another whiskey for me
Tender, can't you see?
She's got me sick in the head
She's a mean lovin' woman
I'll take a whiskey instead
A whiskey instead
[Verse 2]
'Cause she's a southern bell, like a Mississippi Queen
But she was born down in Lynchburg, yeah, a Tennessee dream
Her father went to jail when she was only 13
So, now she's got rough edges, yeah, you know what I mean
The day that I saw her, last summer in June, she was walking alone
She was down on her luck, until I picked her up, and I know she won't throw me a bone
Dark hair and blue eyes, she's got nothing but problems
So, why the hell am I the line?
[Chorus]
So, pour another whiskey for me
Tender, can't you see?
She's got me all sick in the head
She's a mean lovin' woman
I'll take a whiskey instead
[Bridge]
(Southern Comfort, Southern Comfort)
For me
(Southern Comfort, Southern Comfort)
It's all that I need
(Southern Comfort, Southern Comfort)
Oh, another one, please
(Southern Comfort) so bad
Ow!
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
So, pour another whiskey for me
Tender, can't you see?
She's got me all sick in the head
She's a mean lovin' woman
Yeah, no
So, pour another whiskey for me
Tender, can't you see?
Oh, she got me all sick in the head
She's a mean lovin' woman
I'll take a whiskey instead
[Outro]
(Southern Comfort, Southern Comfort)
Oh, pour a whiskey instead
(Southern Comfort, Southern Comfort)
Yeah, pour me a whiskey instead
(Southern Comfort, Southern Comfort)
Oh, whiskey instead
(Southern Comfort)
Ow!
(Pretty damn sure that's it) ha-ha