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[Upbeat Marching music]
[Megaphone noises]

Eric Andre:
Not alot of people know this but L. Ron Hubbard was a black man!

Wyatt Cenac:
TRUTH!

Eric Andre:
His real name was L. Ron Hoyabembe
Who do we want?

Group:
Xenu!

Eric Andre:
When do we want him?

Group:
10 trillion years!

[Megaphone noises]

Eric Andre:
This sounds like a Diplo song!
[Megaphone noises]

Hannibal Buress:
L. Ron Hubbard is the true god

Group:
Black

Hannibal Buress:
There is no hell.

Eric Andre:
There is no-NOPE-NOPE, is that what, uh

Jordan Carlos:
Is that, is that part of the (unintelligible)

Eric Andre:
Well yeah, no hell!

Wyatt Cenac:
Battlefield Earth should've been a Tyler Perry movie!

Eric Andre:
That's right!
[Megaphone noises]

Random stranger:
I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Eric Andre:
Prove it! Take a poop in front of us.

Wyatt Cenac:
And then turn it into wine

Eric Andre:
Turn that poop into wine!

Wyatt Cenac:
Turn that poo-

Group:
Turn that poop into wine!
Turn that poop into wine!
Turn that poop into wine!
Turn that poop into wine!

[Megaphone noises]

[Upbeat Marching music]