[Verse 1: Dart Monkey (McGwire)]
Whoa, they say I'm the OG dude
Up outta TD 2
Ain't gotta be no Bloon
To know and see we boom
Yeah, I'm the DM
You can say I lead, I'm the captain
I got the cheap hands
When the toy pop, then we drag 'em
Okay, we line up
And we getting straight to the point
Do they die? Yup!
Now they "pop-pop" - making noise
Hear the sirens
Guess they want the static,I’m annoyed
We get buyed up
I'mma make 'em shatter with joy, yeah
[Verse 2: Glue Gunner (Freeced)]
Slow down
Here comes the Glue Gunner
Took a furlough Bloon Busting
And I’m back with a new number
What’s the rush?
I got just as many trophies as the rest of you
But wonder who’s stressed?
Then guess who’s holding the Relentless Glue
Glue on my stick
And the toolie gon' hot it up
You better oo ah oo, oo oo ah, ah oo
Move it in quick
'Cuz I spot a Bloon in the room
And dissolve it; who’s gonna miss
When I pull my two revolvers
Uzi trigger; glued till it clicks
[Verse 3: Dartling Gunner (Kevin Bennett)]
Primate with prime aim
I decide fate
When I focus on firing
Unlocking an upgrade
Take the path where the shots rang
Pods are popping
How we rocket
Like a guitar in hand
I never miss when I hit with a missile
Have an artillery bigger than triple the weapons you got
All of you chimps and gorillas
I feel like a Gigantopithecus; up at the top
Give you the shot when I laser a dart
And I'm hitting my target but not at the bar
Got no tambourine when I'm blasting heat
But I do got a drum in the palm
[Verse 4: Ice Monkey (Louverture)]
Cold blooded animal
'Bout as cold as my diamonds
Wrist on deep freeze
'Cause being froze my assignment
Cold nej sou neck mwen
Bay lenmi frostbite
Absolute zero chance
You could chill with an iceman
MOAB?
Cryo cannon
Spray a MOAB
With the cryo cannon
Permafrost, Permafrost
Rest on my thumbs
Breathe out arctic winds
I'm a living frijidé my son
[Verse 5: Boomerang Monkey (Ziggy Cheez)]
Say g'day to me
The boomerang fella
To tell ya an Aussie obstacle's
Sticking the static; poppables hella
My stick methodical branching
On bending possible planning
On popping audibles
Blocking the path ahead of him
A 3 Path killer
Intersect you to sections of spheres
Sure ya never seen a scene
Of latex shaking in fear
Sure to come around
The misdirection don't miss from the rear
Don't get it twisted
That's the reason I'm here, now, Buccaneer
[Verse 6: Buccaneer Monkey (Pe$o Pete)]
With this starboard, bow, get down
Travel oceans; I'm a nomad
On my hook and now she hooked
Like I just caught me a M.O.A.B
Know our money always up
Banana farms always running
Got a problem, then it's stuck
Know your rough ship sunk
You don't know how it feels
Being stuck in the rain
All the monkey homies slain
And Bloons around the base
Ain't no "ha'ha"
It's pop-pop non-stop
He talk a lot, then fake drop
Young Pe$o blunt full of grape shot
[Verse 7: Sniper Monkey (JHBBOSS)]
Militants, mo' money
Monkey spazzing, make his cash drop
Silly go from MOAB
Fly to floating on the wrong ops
On top, bullets ricochet
And spray his whole flock
Couldn't get away
I shoot like KD from a long shot
Beat a Bloon by a long shot
If they creep at night
In the camouflage in my sights
I got visions to make them all drop
Supplied what snipers shooters
Gang signatured big like Hancock
Declare war? You best not
'Nana clips at his head top
[Verse 8: Mortar Monkey (Mir Blackwell)]
I'm like Pop and Awe when I be popping off
In awe when I pop
The Biggest One. Don't test the village, son
They all getting popped
The Bloon Buster blessed with Burny Stuff
Don't let the tool touch ya
Bro can barely build the basic
Base look like a cucumber
Heavy Shells and Rapid Reloads
I'm back in beast mode
Way to get back the peace so
I pack a piece, bro
I can't trust
Your new setups; they trash
We stuck on top like
We finished up an upgrade path
[Verse 9: Ninja Monkey (TheManBeHisLa)]
Looking for my main? I sit the saddle
The greatest Ascended Shadow
I'll grate 'em if they play with
My lane defense made for the battle
Take 'em down, okay!
Swiftest to business; fist full of ammo
Get ceramics twisted at my wrist
I'm this different "Animal"
Slip through the camo case; split when I land those hits
Tick Tick, B.A.D will slam those breaks
Intense with it; hand thrown straight
I'm ripping em "Prick-chick A-blam!" no space
With the shenanigans
Dance with the mans taking apart their team
I'll leave em seeing stars
For facing a dartless being
[Verse 10: Druid Monkey (Shwabadi)]
Yuh, green thumb
And I'm the thorn in your side
King of the meta
My fans are forming an orderly line
I got the eye of the storm in my mind
While warring outside
No moving forward
When they're caught in my vines
A violent avatar
Fondness for bursting bubbles, my Pop Lust
Think they bringing sumn'
To the table but this ain't potluck
I'm Cody-coded
But flow like Tony; I mop up
Y'all are getting rolled by a MOAB
Brodie, you're not us
[Verse 11: Wizard Monkey (Drip$tick)]
I spit with symmetry
Sicker spellings than wizardry
Run with the team; I Summon a Phoenix
You think of dissing me?
Up the beam; bet I hush 'em
To sleep; he dreaming with triple z's
Treat 'em just like a Bloon
You ain't popping, I get 'em rip to pieces
If you catch me next to your man
Dead 'em; that's necromancy
Drip from the hat to the pants
They see me flexing fancy
I sit em down when I blam
I'm saying, "F ya standings"
Do a magic trick; if it lands
You'll be the next to vanish
[Verse 12: Monkey Ace (Aerial Ace)]
I'm on my rapid fire flare and kick
Touch the sky you zaining it
Join the mile high club
I treat that monkey like an aerialist
Bloons are here in pair with this
Dotted choppa clare 'em quick
Provide the care I parent, kid
They sticking out like terraces
Watch every move
My point of view a panorama
I'm a first class shooter
I take 'em out from man's cabana (hey!)
Average Joe think he Montana
He must be high on hannah, I'm Atlanta
I hawk 'em down
With that tray up in my blama
[Verse 13: Monkey Sub (Politicess)]
Poly been known to flow
That's why they placed him on a boat
Bro been known to body
M.O.A.B posses riding on its own
Claiming this is magic, no
My paragon a fleet of foes
This ain't EDH
You cannot step to the commander zone
They try stepping
Pop quizzes; they taught lessons
Born Texan
Shoot first, then ask questions
On my brethren
We come first, ain't pop second
And my section
Cost more bread then all heaven
[Verse 14: Heli Pilot (Red Rob)]
Look to the sky
In a fire fight, y'all heard my cue
You won't survive
In a flyby; get a bird's eye view
Propellers punishing
Plenty of pilot's plummeting
Everything in my airway
Is fair play for the pummeling
Rated R for razor rotors
I paint the walls with a red upholster
I raise the bar for the weight I shoulder
My pen is sharp, you ain't cutting closer
Helium is not as hot
As the heatseekers I got
Feed me ammo for the siege
Eat 'em up until they pop
[Verse 15: Alchemist (Little Flecks)]
You blooming airheads
All need to drink more fluids
Take a chair, then
'Cos I got big things brewin'
Which of you 'ere
Ordered the explodey potent potion?
Oh no, I just tripped
And threw it, think I blew it
I'm OOH OOH OOH OOH, alchemistic
Go AH AH AH AH, my acid kicks in
Rip into flammable dip shits
As if they're banana peels and I haven't had breakfast
Just yet; can you taste the slight hint
Of poison and grapes inside the new cocktail I'm shaking?
How ironic; this planet, I'm saving
By leaving plastic wasted
[Verse 16: Bloonchipper (Kwite)]
I'm the best in the game
So them bums try to take me out
Take a MOAB in
Then spit ceramic kids south
Still here in the mud
Give you trench foot that leads to gout
Heavy duty health insurance
Needed to sort it out
I'm down like polo sock
On momma couch, so don't count me out
I'm the director omni-shredder
Don't like them? Cut them out
My funnel wide; it makes them wonder
Why I get around
Yeah, I set the plays up
For my boys 'fore the horn sounds
[Verse 17: Engineer (Oricadia)]
They stay calling
I increase the sprockets
Oversized, yeah
We get to popping
I switch targets
Them Bloons get dropping
Over-clock
My team get to mob like
Hey, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Boost the whole club
We get it started
Hey, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Boost the whole club
We get it started
[Verse 18: Super Monkey (Connor Quest!)]
My fan club says
I'm the monkey all of you remember
Oh, infinity mode's on?
Let me call in the Avengers
Get the robo gassed
Solo act the rogue agent
Know I'm always needed
Like plasma donations
The legend doesn't let an obstacle
Stop him or block his vision
Ops within my optic opt to switch
To optimal position
Liberating rhythm
Gearing up for when the Drums pop
We thank you in advance
For your sacrifice to the Sun God