Video Callymansam Reply de Afghan Dan 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Afghan Dan - Callymansam Reply Lyrics

[Intro]
What's happening?
Danny Martin
Afghan Dan, yeah?
Next day reply business, look
I don't even need to write bars, you little stinky bum
Check this
Look, look

[Verse]
Yo Callum
Suck your mum bro
Your grandma and your grandad wear Umbro
I'll shave both of their heads, ya done know
'Cause I'm a dirty bastard
Like Devilman
Put stuff in the bumhole
But it don't stop there
See I'm a sneak upstairs
Spunk into your mum's hair
Watch her lick her lips like
'Mm mm yeah'
Twisted, I really don't care
I'll bang one out in your dad while I'm there
Make a cup of tea
Kick back in the chair
'Cause I'm a dirty bastard
Like Devilman, look
Look there's his bird
Check that, yo [?], haha
Check this, look
Not ready, look, look
I'm like 'don't watch that bro'
You don't wanna start busting out black jokes
End up in the back of a white van like the last bloke
Trust me, you don't want that though
So stop flexing your chest like Rambo
Man'll get chopped up
Like a mango
Think you can murk me?
Er, that's joke
You're a gimp, and even your nan knows
But if I punch you in your damn nose
I'd end up getting laughed off like Castro
And we all know where 'bout that goes
But there ain't no walking it off
No talking it off
Straight growing it off
Go for the gain
It might cause you a loss
Back in the ends, mandem call me a boss
Those man are hard, them man are soft
But, see
I ain't got no manners
To this day I still rock bandanas
To this day I still say mad shit like
'Wagwan bredda, go suck your nanas'
I ain't gonna change any way I behave
'Til I see my name displayed on posters and banners
I want an Aston in my front yard just like Sox and
I want a basement like Jammer's, yo
Get-
Get gassed and you get laughed at, don
Get gassed and you get laughed at, don
Man get gassed but they can't back that, don
Yeah, yeah
You get laughed at, don
This guy's sitting on Match.com
'Cause he can't get pussy
Yeah, hashtag mong
That's why you're gassed
'Cause you can't get gash don
[Outro]
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