[Intro]
Hailairhous
This is a certified WoopDoo classic
[hauntee]
5 million billion jillion dollars in my bank account
5 blunts in my mouth and 5 in my fuckin' pocket
5 tracphones and they all blowing up like rockets
They say hauntee please stop being goofy, I can't fuckin' stop it
[reverb]
You make it hard for me to live lately
I'm stressing over every single word you say
I want it all to go away
I want it all to go away
[Brysonperidot]
I need, someone
Someone different
Someone that can just numb my pains away
[VVVVV]
Cheers to the things we used to see
Cheers to the things we used to be
All in all
We like to go wild
[Z The Stranger]
I put my feet up and post bullshit on the internet
Been doing shows but I get back in time to kiss my friends
[Kinzsters]
Up in the loft, high as a cloud
Feeling so fly, don't wanna come down
My feet so high, they don't touch the ground
Been so much better since you're not around
I feel like I'm swimming in my tears
I gotta get over all my fears
Don't wanna let my wrists bleed
'Cause I need some fuckin' sympathy
[trappedinnarnia]
Shawty love my VV's, shawty love my wrist
Pictochat on 3DS, but all she want is dick
Molly on my wrist, I don't give a shit
We can fuck anytime, but better make it qui-i-ick
[cat.flp]
Yeah, we playing Crossroads, I'm her brick battle girlfriend
Aiming with the Superball, these bacon hairs observing
Shoot my shot, got a rocket and a launcher
Walking paradox, no I'm not yonkers
[111robloxdude]
Misspelled goofy goober in the discord
I got laughed at, yeah fuck the discourse
Gonna hide my face, act like it was a blooper
This goofy goober gonna be a v-tuber
[JORGENIC]
Playing Smash Ultimate, bitch you're a cheater
Family guy, bitch I'm Peter
I'm Jimmy Neutron, you are skeeter
Shawty short, she like 3 centimeters
Check my account, I got a million bands
Eight crazy nights, Adam Sand
Hacked my Xbox then I got banned
Tryna make plans, bitch I can't
[lyte]
I can't see with these golden eyes
See all the doors, take out my spine
She loved me but i could make her cry
This that crazy goofy paradise
[Amy Bestevez]
I'm very goofy and I don't give a damn
Judge me all you want, but you don't know who I am
—we're going on a journey, let me take you by the hand
I might rip it off if you mess with me or my friends!
[Dav-P]
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
[daytona]
Catch me setting fire to the state line
I might catch your ass like it is dateline
They all get mad and I get kicked out
But I take their place call that you fucking shit
[RaPedro]
I might drop a song and not drop shit in six months
I'm Knievel but I'm evil with my sick stunts
Got the flanger on the master make 'em all stunned
Apple gallery we gonna make a hedge fund
[joshbba]
If you want to destroy my sweater
Pull this thread as I walk away
[yacine!]
Before I pass this mic down line
I'll make you listen to me whine
Can't get a grand for a feature like a rapper
But being nice and having fun is all that matters
[shysterish]
Hey you, sit down and listen!
You call me jules, I call myself bitchin
僕が喋る十秒ずつ
一緒に行こう!僕らとウープドゥー!
有休も勇気もやる気もないんす
But for now, I'm doing better than a cone sweeping mines!
[rvvnge]
I been out my mind, she wanna ride
God damn, I'm so proud to call her mine
God damn, might just fucking lose my mind (Venge)
This girl is so pretty, how the fuck is this bitch mine?
[Interlude: ENNWAY]
Hey guys, it's me, Bill Gates from the hit game Plants vs. Zombies. I need your help. I need the three digits on your back, your credit card number and, uh, your mom's birthday
[jestrr]
Pussy bitch talkin' shit but I don't give a shit at all
Wanna scrap stop the cap, I know that you wouldn't win in a brawl
I didn't know why you switched up, but you know that I know the jig's up
You was beggin for tips on ur beats, so to you I was only an answer
[F1regek]
I'm in the oven, can't really get out
Bake me alive, make me be proud
And I'm causing death upon multiple personalities
Fill me up right now with the delicious italian cheese
[salv the dog]
I don't really know how
To be effective when I'm
Only given this time
Better be memorable
And show them something nice
Something that'll stay
Hey, I'm Salv, I hope you like me
And my voice won't fade away
[Afraid Of The Dark?]
Open your mouth
Let the words flow from it
Goofy Mick Mouse
Keep the bullshit coming
Make it (Hanna Barbera run sound)
Till the room comes down (Room comes down)
Laying a banana peel on the ground
You'll run over it and you'll fall all the way down
Floating in the air looking down you plummet
All the way to the bottom of the summit
[WoopDoo]
I felt like a reject nearly everywhere for so damn long
But now I know that this community is where I belong
Surrounded by so many people making art like me
Yea, it's kinda crazy how I went so long not here in this scene
Didn't realize, open my eyes
I could be just like all the people that I idolize
Now it's my time in the spotlight
Thank you everyone who's helped me
I love all of you so dearly