Video Colt de Afroman 2024 Lyrics Lyrics

Afroman - Colt Lyrics

Colt Song Lyrics
Colt by Afroman wait a min man wait a mna
check this out man
there was this blind man walkin by a fish market
he stoped and took a logn breath and said
Whoa! Good morning ladies.
(laughing)
First I'mma start it off like this
Help me sing it homeboy!
C'mon!

**Sings**
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on dayton rims
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will

well it was just sun down
in a small white town
they call it east side palm dale
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale..(hell)
well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
when i met a lil' girl named Jan (jan)
i let her ride in my caddy
'cause i didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the ku-klux-klan
we f**ked on the bed
f**ked on the floor
f**ked so long
i grew a f**king afro
then i f**ked to the left
f**ked to the right
she sucked my dick
til the sh*t turned white
i thought to myself
sheeba, sheeba!
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
i put on my clothes
and i was on my way
till her daddy pulled up in a chevorlet
so i ran, jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4
oh he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the motha (AH) whooped my (ass) all night
but i ain't mad
at her prejudice dad
that's the best dam pussy i eva had
gotta bag of weed
and a bottle of wine
i'm gonna f**k that pussy
just one more time

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on dayton rims
so roll, roll, roll the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will

i met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but damn she look good
i took her to my house 'cause she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
i f**ked her once, i f**ked her twice
i ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
don't be amazed at the stories i tell you
i met a woman in the heart of Australia
had a big butt and big titties ) too
so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
see i met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her (ass) and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee"
lips was breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch
met Kernal Sanders wife
in the state of Kentucky
she said i'll fry some chicken
if you'd just f**k me. it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tubleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong.....

(fades out.)