[Verse 1]
This is not my first rodeo, I know a perfect place to cry
I'll be your bearer of bad news
Limitless undying thought who would have called my mother
When I'm dead and gone
I wish I could say that I'm something more than tired
Identify as straight from hell
How can we laugh so hard yet never be joyful
Maybe it's just living in a Christmas song
[Chorus]
What if I like it all slightly less than I should have
Or a little too much for what it's worth
What If it feels too good for my own safety
And common sense has left the room
[Post-Chorus]
Would you come and pick me up?
Would you come and pick me up?
Would you come and pick me up?
Would you come and pick me up?
[Verse 2]
I guess it's still alright but never better
Runner up from 9 to 5
Simple visitor on my own party
Birthday girl had too much to drink
Late honeymoon ended so swiftly
Harmless oath like a wedding vow
You can read it all from top to bottom
In some half-priced memoir
[Chorus]
What if I like it all slightly less than I should have
Or a little too much for what it's worth
What If it feels too good for my own safety
And common sense has left the room
[Post-Chorus]
Would you come and pick me up?
Would you come and pick me up?
Would you come and pick me up?
Would you come and pick me up?
[Outro]
This is not my first rodeo, bragging rights is all I've got
Sole survivor in standing still
Limitless undying thought, things could have been different
If I had made that midnight call