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Agent 00 - Straight As Lyrics

[Intro]
I'm boutta get cancelled fr
Fuck

[Verse 1]
Went to Alabama to fuck all of my cousins
I cummed in a ghost and called it ghost busting
At school with a bomb strapped onto my stomach
I'm not from Russia, why are we rushing

[Bridge]
Checked the peanut butter, there was a hole in it
I saw the peanut butter all over his dick
Checked the dogs mouth some of it on his lips
Surely the story can't get better than this

[Verse 2]
Jerked off in front of a blind guy
He couldn't see me
Watched porn behind a deaf guy
He couldn't hear me
Not drake but when shе said 10
I had some feelings
But when she said 9
Oh i was hardеning
[Bridge 2]
Got her on her knees
She looked like mona lisa
I know that she ain't aj
But head shaped like a pizza
Took a bite out of her
She tasted like pizza
Wait...
Its just a pizza

[Verse 3]
Beat from the behind
Moaned longer than an essay
Dick couldn't get hard
She thought i was gay
Gave birth to a baby
But swapped it with a fake
I snuck in a special ed class
And got straight a's