Video Rap Battle de Agent R Y Agent S 2025 Lyrics Lyrics

Agent R Y Agent S - Rap Battle Lyrics

[Matt]
It's the GMN vs the GMI
I don't think I even have to really try
You make it easy for me to look great
Retiring might be your only fate
It's the GMI crew now working for us
Agent R always seems like he's making a fuss
We set him up on a date with his crush
The only way he gets a date, is with us

[Agent R]
That wasn't nice at all, there were no compliments
Matt, you're so awesome and look so good
I'll rather hang out with you then the Red Hood
You make it look easy like no big deal
Your hair's always getting me in the feels
Alice, Alice I don't know your name
I got a tattoo of it just the same
You're the crush of my life I could never dis
I can't wait for our first kiss

[Alice]
This is like the weirdest rap battle I ever had
I'm still not finished so don't take a bow
Agent R's greatest weakness is milk from a cow
You try too hard but never do your part
Even your clean clothes still smell like fart
Agent S, Agent S, where are you
Oh yeah, you're spying 'cause that's all you do
You lost your job so you started a vlog
The only way you get views is with Rebecca's dogs
[Agent S, Agent R]
I know you all think that I'm the fool
But I'm really cool 'cause...
Yeah, what? Oh, oh
Yeah, c'mon you got Oh, oh, oh
You gotta go, c'mon Aw, man

[Rebecca]
Can't be worse than you guys
I don't have to throw shade
Because those glasses are cheaply made
All you want is control
But news to you, you'll never be the lead role
This is easy, never even started
Should've known better after he farted
Agent S says he loves Alice, but it's not true
Because I heard from my cousin
She's getting texts from you

[Agent C]
We can't be messed me, we can't be botched
Everyone at GMN is being watched
Chloe, Veronica, Vanessa, Ro
Sofie, Kurt and there's more to go