So what does a 'stable hand' do ?
Well what I should do is groom the horses, maintain the saddles and bridles,
And muck out the stalls - but I never do the mucking out bit ...
So why don't you muck out ?
It's a horrible job - so I do a 'trade off' with one of the lads.
Sounds interesting ...
It's more stimulating than interesting !
Given the choice, I'd always prefer to be fucked silly by a strapping young lad, than shovel shit all afternoon. In fact, I'd shag'em even if they didn't trade.
But don't tell them.