Chorus (x2)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If Peter picked them peppers
Then he pick them pretty good!
Can't go running sticking thumbs in every pie!
Oh what a good boy
Oh what a good boy
Oh what a good boy, am I?
Verse 1:
If Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
You gone have to prove his size
If Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Then Fuzzy was a lie
I’m finding things, that don't belong to me
And this damn sure isn't mine
Now im just collecting things
That it seems he leaves behind
Chorus (x2)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If Peter picked them peppers
Then he pick them pretty good!
Can’t go running sticking thumbs in every pie!
Oh what a good boy
Oh what a good boy
Oh what a good boy, am I?
Verse 2
Willies really weary that you no longer care
Eddie edits footage to pretend that you are there
And Sally's by the shore, better send someone to get her
Cause Betty's got that butter
And I heard that Bitch is bitter
I got a date at a quarter to eight
And I can't be late for dinner!
Now I scream, and you scream
When the fuck did we get ice cream?
I roll up like sushi
I do yoga, Kamasutra me...
I do yoga... Kamasutra me!
Chorus (x2)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If Peter picked them peppers
Then he pick them pretty good!
Can't go running sticking thumbs in every pie!
Oh what a good boy
Oh what a good boy
Oh what a good boy, am I?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If Peter picked them peppers
Then he pick them pretty good!
He did...
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Peter picked them peppers and he pick em pretty good
Chorus (x2)
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If Peter picked them peppers
Then he pick them pretty good!
Can't go running sticking thumbs in every pie!
Oh what a good boy
Oh what a good boy
Oh what a good boy, am I?