[Intro (sample): Long John Baldry (as Doctor Robotnik) & Jaleel White (as Sonic the Hedgehog)]
(Scratch, Grounder, where's my food? Those miserable metallic morons are always late.)
(Your robots are runnin’ a little behind, so they sent for takeout)
(Takeout? I as patient and good-natured as the next villain, but this is enough to make me blow my stack)
(You said it, not me)
(I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs)
I hate chili-chili-chili-chili-chili dogs
[Verse 1: lil grape]
(Woah)
What the fuck is a chili dog? (No really)
What the fuck is a chili dog? (No really)
What the fuck is a chili dog? (No really)
What the fuck is a chili dog? (No really)
Rock 215, I'm a Philly dawg (Yessir)
But what the fuck is a chili dog? (Yessir)
Don't put that shit on my Weiner (No)
Or I’ma cry like a baby, Justin Bieber
[Chorus: Long John Baldry (as Doctor Robotnik), lil grape & A.J. Smith]
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs (Woah, ayy)
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs (Woah, ayy)
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili-chili-chili-chili-chili dogs
(Ayy, ayy, yo)
[Verse 2: A.J. Smith & lil grapewith A.J. Smith]
What the fuck is a chili dog? No really
What the fuck, is this silly, dawg? No really
Eating them glizzy's plain all the time, y'all might think I'm insane
This chili look like horseshit on a hot dog, yo, this shit ain't it (Skrrt)
Who the fuck thought of this idea to put some fuckin' chili on a Weiner? (Yeah)
Tastes like shit, I'd rather eat from a garbage can
I'd rather eat some rotten cheese, get spat on or get stung by bees (Ayy)
A hot dog is way better than a chili dog (Skrrt, skrrt)
Rock 215, I’m a Philly dawg
Lil Grape, A.J. Smith, you know we ain’t myths
And you all should knowthat we don't like chili dogs (What?)
[Chorus: Long John Baldry (as Doctor Robotnik), lil grape & A.J. Smith]
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs (Woah, ayy)
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs (Woah, ayy)
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili dogs, I hate chili dogs
I hate chili-chili-chili-chili-chili dogs
(Ayy, ayy, yo)
[Outro: A.J. Smith & lil grape]
(Chili dogs suck)
(We don’t fuck with no chili dogs, skrrt, skrrt)
(Fuck chili dogs)