[Intro]
Super Rap! Battles
Jax
Versus
Kokichi Ouma
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Jax (RaccoonBroVA)]
Another one, Caine?
We're being put through the ringer
Cute checkerboard scarf
Maybe give it to Kinger
Looking like
"I wanna be The Joker when I'm older"
With a few screws loose
And a bolt in your shoulder
Running around going
"An impostor has trapped us"
Just anime Among Us...
If I knew what that was
My head's set while you're dead set
On being a nuisance
Now hitting the Jax-pot's your best bet
I'm no fan of the freaks around here
But it's still better than
The sister lover
Pervy nerd
And third-person gentleman
And before you start
Yap, yap, yapping your verse
Just make sure Gonta's
Not doing all of the work
[Verse 2: Kokichi Oma (JustGamer)]
That verse was sublime!
I saw the heart in your lines
You sure did your research
My flaws are hard to find
You're a pretty nice guy
Leaving Pomni behind
Nee-heehee!
That was a lie!
It's my turn now!
And your creator ain't sly
Less Popee the Performer
And more Poppy Playtime
Nee-heehee!
But that's just me
YouTube Kids flock to you like an
Insect Meet and Greet!
This cereal mascot
Doesn't impress me though
Such a dick
You'd be perfect for K1-B0
But for real hip hop here can't spit a diss
Hah, silly rabbit!
Tricks look like this
[Verse 3: Jax (RaccoonBroVA) & Pomni (garbageGothic)]
This is boring...
Pomni, kill him
I'm not gonna do that!
Fine then, spit a verse
Your choice
Uuuuuh
Here's some flow and lines
Only game you played is when you
Rolled with D.I.C.E
And...
Nobody likes your jokes and lies
At least until your death
You still had hope inside
But it didn't even matter
'cause there's no escape
Stuck in that stupid (ADC censor sound) show
Doomed to a stupid (ADC censor sound) fate
Though it's not like it matters either way
'cause you don't remember your past or
Even your name...
[Verse 4: Kokichi Oma (JustGamer) & Himiko Yumeno (Aji)]
If you get to bring in a friend...
(eh) Whatever
Himiko?
Nyeh...?
If you're gonna take your leave
Then I'll take the stage
Himiko Yumeno!
I'm the Ultimate Mage
Another nervous wreck protag
Ain't interrupting the status quo
I'm drowning you in flow...
The Amazing Himiko's Magic Show!
(Ohhhh)
If you want a fight, then you can have it
For Angie and Tenko
I'll take down that silly rabbit
Your non-existant backstory must be
Really traaagic...
How that pilot got traction?
It's maaagic...
[Verse 5: Jax (RaccoonBroVA)]
Shut it, new kid
Leave the flows to the rubber hose
How about you make like Kaede...
And decompose
Your verses and "character development"
Are both boring
Bring Momota in
Pressing this Ultimate
Back in the flooring
[Verse 6: Kokichi Oma (JustGamer)]
Think you know what's boring?
Listen to what you're saying!
I'd rather be abstracted than live in that
Circus simulation
It's written in stone!
The last word is mine!
Kokichi Oma!
Best find the exit that you're searching for
This battle's over
[Outro]
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