[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles Of Sigma!!
Baldi vs. Jax
BEGIN!!
[Verse 1: Baldi]
Oh, Hi! Wanna get roasted of fried?
If I'd choose rapping or learning, I can't decide!
I choose both! You are about to get banned
All you need to do is- GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
Baldi! Baldi! Baldi's in the elevator
I wish you got bitten by an alligator
Party! Party! You are gonna go away!
If you didn't have a map, you wouldn't show the way!
[Verse 2: Jax]
Ok, first off, your math is boring
Everytime I hear your voice, I start snoring
When I'm in your classroom, I feel like dying
Every night, I go to bed and start crying
My friend Pomni will teach you a lesson
I'm talking bout a fight, not a math question
I will exit your class anytime, derp!
Since you love math so much, stay in school forever nerd!
[Bridge: Baldi & Jax]
You know what? I will copy a lyric from Nerd Vs. Geek
Go ahead, Baldi
[Verse 3: Baldi]
Yes, I am a nerd. Bookworm, I'm studious
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I'm no rocket scientist- Oh wait, I am!
When I pour my Alpha-Bits I get nothing but straight A's
My retainer and headgear connect to a backbrace
I got a pocket-protector protector protector protector
I broke my glasses so I could tape them together
[Verse 4: Jax]
I didn't think you would actually do it
If you were garbage I would recycle, reuse and reduce it
I will win this battle in no time!
Get ready for it... it's go time!
Yo, Baldi you are weird and I am cool
Your clothes are so clean, I will push you in a pool
If you worked hard on something, I'll destroy it!
You're even more worse than Skibidi Toilet!
[Outro]
Who won?
Whos next?
I DECIDE!!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SIGMA!!!!!!