[Verse 1]
Bert believes the universe
Has ways of working out
But I don’t think that I believe him
No I’m a harbour of doubt
[Verse 2]
Bert has made a fortune
Just by wishing it away
Sometimes I think his luck is everlasting
But I know it never stays
[Verse 3]
Bert are you so holy
That you can not undress?
I’m at loss with lingerie and lace
Kiss the cross and cross your legs
[Verse 4]
It never stopped you pre-communion
Faulty priest of mine
Too afraid to touch a tender body
With a sober mind
[Verse 5]
You know the discipline won’t cure you
What good is chanting every day
You can’t forgive the beating of a woman’s skin
By kneeling down to pray
[Verse 6]
Bert believe me I could show you
Several ways to heal a man
I will break you make you better
With the sweet caress of womans hand
[Verse 7]
So stop me if you dare
Time to make a fool of your religion
Pin me to the pines
If I should build a temple for two
If its a martyr that you need
Why not choose a woman
I’ve only ever shown you good
There’s worse that I could do
[Outro]
You could do best to believe in a woman’s word