[Speech]
Let me tell you a little story
It's about me, RIGHT PARENTHESES, Jesus, LEFT PARENTHESES, and a fat bald dude named Kyle
You see, he challenged me to a little rap battle
I may have called him a pedophile
But we won't get into that
To make a short story even shorter, I killed the bitch
But he wasn't meant to die so my stupid ass dad (GOD, BTW), is making me bring him back
*sniffle*
Something about Acts 24:15, I don't fucking know
So, uh, I'm sending a tornado to that fucking twat to kill him properly
Gonna pull a Proverbs 1:27-28 on this fucker
I hate him
Grr
Lemme resurrect this bitch first, hang on
[Outro]
Good luck Kyle, you’re gonna need it